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Type of Poem : Short Poems
Title of Poem: Never Marry an Elephant by Stuart Macfarlane
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Never Marry an Elephant,
It’s not a good idea,
I met one once at a dance,
While drinking too much beer.
Before I knew, I had proposed,
And a wedding day was set,
We weren’t married by a minister,
We were married by the Vet.
We honeymooned at Glasgow Zoo,
It was a lot of fun,
We spent our time eating penguins,
While basking in the sun.
But soon our marriage was over,
And I was free once more,
Oh never marry an elephant,
For by gosh how they SNORE!
(Copyright Stuart Macfarlane)
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