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Type of Poem : Nonsense Poems

Title of Poem: There's Nothing to Eat in this House, Mum! by Roslyn Taylor

Hie you to the market, Mother.
Buy some food that's fit to eat.
All we have is eggs and butter,
Fruit and vegies, milk and meat.

What we need is you-beaut tucker:
Kentucky Fried and sausage rolls,
Chickenburgers, chips and chocolate,
Dim sims, doughnuts, icy poles ...

Hie you to the market, Mother.
Buy the food that brings such joy
To the pit that has no bottom -
Your ever-starving teenage boy.

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