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Nursery Rhymes . . . for children.

Oh mah Granny's in the cellar

Oh mah Granny's in the cellar
Ahm surprised ye cannae smell her
Bakin' biscuits on her manky dirty stove
In her eye there is some mattter
It keeps drippin in the batter
And she whistles as the snot rins doon her nose

Gie me that home cookin', home cookin'
Gie me the auld home cookin' every time.

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